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fashion tips: 
If you have a pair of pants that are too short but the waist still fits, rip our the bottom hem of the pants, and sew on a strip of cloth all the way around the bottom. It adds length and style!
1) Never EVER keep any item of clothing given to you by a family member older than forty. Or your boyfriend – if you need a reason, think crotchless panties.
2) Corsets are cool, classic even. Leather pants…in a word ‘Nasty’.
3) The only top that never dates is a plain, buttoned white shirt.
4) If you HAVE to have the latest trend, buy it in a primary colour and buy it cheap. That way, when the trend ends, you have the option of hiding it under a jacket or coat AND you won’t be kicking yourself for spending your life’s savings on a fishnet top….
5) Never buy shoes you can’t walk in. There’s no use thinking you can start practicing in them. This isn’t ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and we are not in America. This is also the reason why Trademe has so many high heels for sale.
6) Buy big, bulky jerseys for winter. You’ll thank me. 
7) Scarves are great, but unless you’re an accessories person – two is enough for anyone. Buy one in black and the other in whatever your favourite colour is.
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